A fill-in-the-blank
story game for
horrible people.
First, everyone picks cards for their own set of secret prompts—without knowing how their plays will fit into the story. Then you reveal the final adventure by reading it all out loud together.
for $19.99
Infinitely replayable stories!
Always funny even if your friends suck!
Awesome leatherbound book!
"Better than Mad Libs!" — God
A whole book of fill-in-the-blank stories.
They're all endlessly replayable.
Hundreds of unique prompts.
Printed on tiny little cards.
Play with any CAH white cards.
Whatever you've got, it'll work for Tales.
A new Cards Against Humanity experience.
Tales is ridiculously easy to play.
It’s motherfucking Tales, the adventure of a lifetime!
We’re talking about a whole new fill-in-the-blank storytelling game that you can play with any Cards Against Humanity cards you've got.
Tales comes with a sumptuous leatherbound book of stories and a collection of matchboxes filled with hundreds of deliciously tiny prompt cards.
No. To play Tales, you’ll need to own, borrow, or steal some Cards Against Humanity cards. We would be happy to sell you some.
You choose a story and pass out the prompt cards. Everyone picks Cards Against Humanity white cards for their individual prompts—without knowing how those cards will fit into the story. Then you reveal the final adventure by reading it all out loud together. You basically already know how to play.
Tales is a cooperative experience, just like a picnic or an orgy.
Here are a couple of excerpts from Neil Armstrong’s Moon Diary and Maria is Possessed (with a few prompts and white cards).
Tales is so flexible you can play it with a big party or just with the man locked in your basement.
For the rest of the year, Tales is only available at Target. Check back in early 2025 for more places to buy (including internationally).
No, it’s just a spooooooooky coincidence!
fin.
